Isn’t global warming just fantastic? Gone are the days when it snowed in December. Instead it seems as though February is the time for all of Europe to be covered in a blanket of the white stuff. Snow is great fun. You can have snowball fights, build snowmen, go sledging…what joy! Pfffft. My arse.
As usual, the transport system is struggling to cope, which means that the chances of me hooking up with Mr Soldier today are extremely small. Add to this that Aunt Flo’s due for a visit at some point next week and it looks like I’ll never get bloody laid.
I’m telling myself to…